Ladies on Bikes
Sonel Luyt




Posted: 2011-08-10
All Bike Race Day

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Debbie Lewies. Scream mcc. (First Lady)
For the first time there was an all ladies class at Killarney’s All Bike Race Day. Quite a few of the GP chickens made their way down to CT for the race either by tackling the long road with trailers & bikes or flying down & dropping in on the action:

Most of the chickens stayed in a guest house not far from the track & we did some serious race planning... aka skinnering about all things NOT bike! You know... important stuffs like... lipstick & hair spray! (Ja raait!)
The day before the race we had the opportunity to test the track. It seemed like quite a short track with only 5 corners, but it’s over 3kays with a back stretch where one can seriously stretch your tyres:

The pits at Killarney:

Heads UP down the straight! One doesn’t dare stick out any limbs over this wall. Some of the guys get so close that the force feels like it’s gonna wip you off your feet:


Unfortunately there is a few big blue gum trees next to the track & their roots make for interesting cornering on a zink-plaat surface. My bike, ‘DragonFly’ does not have a steering damper & I had to power out of most corners holding on for dear life to a machine that did it’s best to try & throw me off. She was like a horse shaking head from annoying flies.
Check dem trees on the side. It’s dem that makes for wwwhhwhwhhhobbly riding:

Pips gave me some tips on the track & tried to calm my nerves. Except that the track is VERY bumpy it was a bit dirty & there is ‘marks’ all over & not knowing the track – you’re not always sure if it’s beeeeg bumps, oil or cement? I was taking some odd lines but eventually found one that seemed to work for me. I even gave Pips some advice back on her own track for corner 3. It’s got a big crater right at the point where we’d like to accelerate & you just have to hold off for
a millisecond before gooi-ing open the throttle & everything jumps into line then.
On race day the girls all pitted together which is always huge fun. The chickens are never quiet & there’s always one making the others ‘kraai’ with laughter.
Wilms & Debs checking out the competition:

Team Tank Girls & the underwear-model:

That blerrie fast kuiken – Nix:

The horses in their stable... saddled & brushed – ready to gallop

We really didn’t expect the turn out! There were sooo many peeps that came to support the racing. I think the Gaut-emmers can take some tips from the Slapies. There was a stage with a band at the back & even a Think Bike stand with the loyal volunteers that promotes Bucc’s cause (www.thinkbike.co.za)! There were peeps wanting photos & interviews with the chickens. We felt like celebrities (...just without the fake tans & ‘omstrede’ videos).
Some of the featherless chickens busy to SUIT UP!


Things to do, people to rev at The-All-Bike-Race-Day:


The chickens getting ready to march out for heat 1:

Scrutineering was a bit of a balls-up as the ladies class normally runs with pink numbers, but apparently down in CT black is the new pink?!? Came as a shock to us binnelanders! Luckily we could quickly sort out all the chickens’ number boards & all was happy again. Qualifying early in the morn I saw a few mjounteneers that was less than happy for the early morning sun lighting up the chrome. Apparently in Kaapstad, ‘early’ is about 9am.
Some of the coastal feathered ones nervously kloeking together:

We had some spectacular brolly-babes! I battled to see through the tears streaming down my face. That knee slider will never be the same again... Hehehe!

We had a few Cape-chickens that joined in the ladies class. Lekker to see how excited the coastal chickens got. Heat 1 ended with Nicole 1st, Wilms putting in some wrist grease for a 2nd, JD in 3rd, Loumari 4th. Then we had Cindy as our rookie for the day. She was on a Honda 250 & teaching the rest of us a lesson on unstoppableness. There was no holding back for this chicken!
Some of the actions shots:







There’s this chicane that they prop in before the main straight. It’s to break your speed before hitting full throttle & avoiding a ‘Pink Floyd’ aka THE WALL. But the plastic cones are so close to one another & then there’s a little step/sidewalk on the inside. Target fixation...!!!

In heat 2 we had a proper battle between Pips & I! Into corner 2, I saw something very familiar on my inside & was wondering if I was having an out-of-body experience, until I realized it was Billy-Bob (...my other Bike) with Pips in the saddle bumping me out.
First thoughts was that I was gonna give her a piece of my mind at the end of this heat. What...?!? Riding my Billy-Bob like that & then getting this close to me!!! But first things first & I had to beat her back into submission. Easier said than done though...
BUMP! That’s me at the back giving way to a ‘pushy’ friend:

Taking the reins back:

Not for long...TAG, YOU’RE IT!

And finally I broke away from her magic spell:



Out of somewhere Pop-i had her spinach that morning & we were having a go at one another into every corner. Maybe she thought we were practising Indian-trial or something, but I just could not shake her? She found gaps on my inside where I didn’t even see tar? It was a close call, but I eventually ran away to take the line before her... just!
The Ladies’ final score:
Pos | No. | Name | Laps | Total Tm | R1 | R2 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | 21 | Nicole van Aswegen | 16 | 22:00.414 | 8 [11:00.906] | 8 [10:59.507] |
2 | 88 | Wilmarie J van Rensburg | 16 | 22:42.144 | 8 [11:22.390] | 8 [11:19.753] |
3 | 19 | Jeanine du Rand | 16 | 23:14.364 | 8 [11:38.770] | 8 [11:35.593] |
4 | 17 | Loumari Grobler | 16 | 23:15.993 | 8 [11:39.800] | 8 [11:36.192] |
5 | 13 | Michelle Marais | 16 | 23:35.394 | 8 [11:43.795] | 8 [11:51.598] |
6 | 3 | Cindy Brown-Medell | 16 | 23:36.301 | 8 [11:41.451] | 8 [11:54.849] |
7 | 47 | Skinny van Schalkwyk | 14 | 22:08.624 | 7 [11:06.140] | 7 [11:02.483] |
8 | 24 | Tarryn Sproates | 14 | 22:18.935 | 7 [11:14.721] | 7 [11:04.213] |
9 | 29 | Deborah Senekal | 14 | 22:53.572 | 7 [11:15.850] | 7 [11:37.721] |
10 | 51 | Martie Bosson | 14 | 25:17.561 | 7 [12:40.534] | 7 [12:37.026] |
11 | 109 | Tasnim Jack | 13 | 23:39.585 | 7 [12:39.575] | 6 [11:00.009] |
12 | 114 | Nawahl Razak | 12 | 23:47.293 | 6 [12:01.372] | 6 [11:45.920] |
13 | 137 | Sigita Rackyte | 11 | 19:56.251 | 5 [8:49.495] | 6 [11:06.755] |
Posted: 2011-08-01
Breakfas Class
Finally they decided to let him loose in the BreakfastGP class, but he had to start at the back & could not collect any prizes or positions on final points. During qualifying he was lying in 10th & also finished 10th in heat 1. For heat 2 someone launched a gas burner under his ass & he ate the guys up one-by-one to take 8th. Every lap he moved one spot up. Heavy exciting stuff ek seg!
Jimis on the grid being moved ‘na agter’:

Letting the guys go for corner one & then the big catching-up:

Slowly...

One...

By one...

Doing the ‘Stevie Wonder’ in celebration:

He would have taken 8th for the day, but due to being disqualified he ended last. Still had an awesome day out there between the mountains, the ocean & the petrol fumes.
Breakfast class results:
Pos | No. | Name | Laps | Total Tm | R1 | R2 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | 10 | Mark van den Berg | 16 | 21:56.451 | 8 [10:55.704] | 8 [11:00.746] |
2 | 123 | Rudi Carstens | 16 | 22:42.783 | 8 [11:21.009] | 8 [11:21.773] |
3 | 2 | Colin Teppler | 16 | 23:29.176 | 8 [11:42.692] | 8 [11:46.483] |
4 | 140 | Ardil Ontong | 16 | 23:59.835 | 8 [11:55.338] | 8 [12:04.496] |
5 | 110 | Ziyaad Isaacs | 16 | 24:28.786 | 8 [12:11.588] | 8 [12:17.197] |
6 | 55 | Mike van Rensburg | 16 | 24:49.180 | 8 [12:27.240] | 8 [12:21.939] |
7 | 5 | Francois de Villiers | 15 | 23:18.776 | 7 [10:58.238] | 8 [12:20.537] |
8 | 107 | Donovan Mills | 14 | 22:13.235 | 7 [10:58.011] | 7 [11:15.223] |
9 | 101 | Francois Breedt | 14 | 22:13.836 | 7 [10:56.011] | 7 [11:17.824] |
10 | 131 | Grant Peach | 14 | 23:39.704 | 7 [11:50.848] | 7 [11:48.855] |
11 | 122 | Andreas Stelzer | 14 | 23:42.202 | 7 [11:54.163] | 7 [11:48.038] |
12 | 124 | Graham Johnson | 14 | 24:42.572 | 7 [12:25.497] | 7 [12:17.074] |
13 | 135 | Abdul Cader | 14 | 25:08.868 | 7 [12:37.054] | 7 [12:31.813] |
14 | 120 | Robert Nienaber | 12 | 22:35.265 | 6 [11:10.368] | 6 [11:24.896] |
15 | 66 | D Jacobs | 12 | 22:40.978 | 6 [11:25.122] | 6 [11:15.855] |
16 | 100 | Ivor Harris | 12 | 23:38.227 | 6 [11:50.669] | 6 [11:47.557] |
17 | 114 | Nawahl Razak | 12 | 23:51.998 | 6 [11:54.279] | 6 [11:57.718] |
18 | 4 | Shaun de Jager | 11 | 15:50.240 | 8 [11:27.799] | 3 [4:22.440] |
19 | 111 | Jeremy Kruger | 11 | 16:00.713 | 8 [11:38.577] | 3 [4:22.135] |
20 | 22 | Sean le Grange | 8 | 12:07.803 | 0 [] | 8 [12:07.802] |
21 | 28 | Justin Massyn | 8 | 12:21.863 | 0 [] | 8 [12:21.862] |
The race day was over & the last of the rubber got burned:

We stayed for prize giving & while some quickly applied a layer of make-up, others didn’t know when to stop:

My Lalie, Pips & her support crew:

Wilms, JD & Sean:

Loumari & sus:

JD Looking back on 2010 with fondness:

Capies – we’ll see you again next year! Thanks for the invite & the mountains of fun we had!
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